Luke Hemmings born July 16th, 1996 (Cancer)

Luke Hemmings born July 16th, 1996 (Cancer)

At the end of his last speech, Paul Ryan has illogically rambled about Luke Hemmings for 27 full minutes for no reason at all (source)

What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Exorcist II: The Heretic", a masterpiece whose magnitude has not been recognized by critics.

Where do you go when you die?
According to many observations, the deceased do not wander. They stay where you lay them.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often. Say every three hours. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Luke Hummings", who allegedly is a former zoologist from Las Vegas. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much upsetting as finding that for Yahoo my name sounds like an appalling blasphemy in Klingonese.

When you were a little boy, did you see singing as your career?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, I will get a patent for my flask tie.

On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I have no clue. I think I'm a four in Las Vegas, but a six in Nepal.

Which is your technique for perpetual youth?
As you may have imagined, it is a monthly dousing with lukewarm cement.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a tiny bullet shaped birthmark on my left wrist. Probably my father did inadvertently swallow a bullet while my mother was expecting me.

What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow worried, since I heard rumors that Trump wants to move Hollywood from the sinful California to his beloved Wyoming.