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Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Aaron Taylor-Johnson born June 13th, 1990 (Gemini)
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During the month of January Aaron Taylor-Johnson eats exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, naturally deceased blue jays and the so-called Smurf meat pie, whose details are a creepy riddle we prefer to leave surrounded by its enigma (pixabay photo)

I'm here tonight with Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Aaron, and welcome to A Night With Somebody.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Do you know Angela Thomas (a former business broker, now a ship's engineer) from McKinney?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly married to her. Then there was some commotion about some licentious photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a quick conclusion.

If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" and the answer is gummy bears! So I bought 1000000 boxes of gummy bears which I'm keeping in my castle,.

What have you got in your pocket?
This is a tricky one. Because this talk is a creation of your naughty neurons, I'm probably in my tempting nightwear, so no pockets at all.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Mozart.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Johann Sebastian Bach. I played Bigfoot: the author was an eminent wackadoo.

On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I have no clue. Probably, I'm a one in Fresno, but a six in Nepal.

Aaron, what’s your worst habit?
I snore like a fog horn.

There is no possibility any of these is Aaron Taylor-Johnson's home telephone number :
4150017493 7663539297 508697183 5761754281 5429300120 3474470952 3645012096 9067626137 8173648529 942456897 911790128 3035411476 549091748 4296299111 8365903508 506523573 834321127 7279440862 3626865696 3175958353
To be frank, my director had patiently scheduled my little rendezvous with Aaron Taylor-Johnson several days beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like collecting toothbrushes or learning Armenian. So, the interview above is mainly the recollection of a dream that followed after a copious dinner based on cabbage stew and raw broccoli.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.
a YUT (Yelling Useless Things) exclusive.