Yelling Useless Things
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A talk with Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst born April 30th, 1982 (Taurus)
In her country house in California, right across the Madonna's one, Kirsten Dunst is producing her own red wine, whose name, by an unfortunate coincidence, sounds like a horrible vulgarity in Chinese (pixabay photo)

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you say another word. I begin with :
Q: sun.

Kirsten : ghost

Q: evil
Kirsten : Chicago

Q: will
Kirsten : insects

Kirsten, what is your take of the future Oscar dispute?

Surely, this has always been a hot potato.

You seem to be always so radiant and joyful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. Everybody has a dark side. For example, when I see a colleague actress, my teeth rattle with fury and hatred makes my legs give out. And then, without warning, I feel the urge to shutter those lecherous eyes for good. That is my bright side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

In a paper printed on Journal of Alternate Pragmatism, prof. Kenneth B. Reed described your movies as "a dramatic quintessence of newfangled symbolic transhumanism". Which is your reaction?
Actually, it is clear that in his interesting article appeared on Asian Metaphysical Journal, dr. Jeffrey Rodriguez totally invalidated that implausible thesis.

Kirsten, your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal craziness.

Today a mournful shortage of pleasure and a dreadful powerlessness are hurting your capability to smooth confrontations, but with respect to tomorrow today is not so bad, so good luck.
Kapow! You are dead on!

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Kirsten Dunst's private telephone number :
3136113835 9934785403 4612339263 901683821 459974564 4961203505 8422748779 445802958 857184006 8356030060 9765827945 8509357842 8489396731 6879703050 901783243 3046096181 9441657806 3844860239 2554426406 626901634
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