Tiffany born October 2nd, 1971 (Libra)

Tiffany born October 2nd, 1971 (Libra)

During an unsettling gathering, Tiffany was transiently mutated into a good-tempered goat (pixabay photo)

Do you know Henry Garcia (a former cabler, now a radio journalist) from Baltimore?
Not personally, but my aunt has been married to him for 2 months. Then there was some commotion about Henry having affairs with every kitten from Baltimore outskirts, so their marriage came to a hasty end.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking is quite a waste of time, since there are canteens and diners willing to provide my daily RDA of sugars and carbohydrates. In the few occasions I indulge in cooking for my friends, I like to devise salads. My treasure is a mix of salami and amaranth, which I assume can accomodate both vegs and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the salami and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.

Sandwiches?
Do not mind, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made those sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix salami and amaranth with some cranberry sauce and voilà, you are done!

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my spirit, I periodically take a nap on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and barbed wire liberally showered with chili.

Who are your heroes?
Kevin (the imaginary cousin of Thomas Jefferson), Dr. Sheldon Cooper, and myself.

I heard you are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

Can you tell me the square root of 971588645?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, not true numbers.