Who are your heroes?
Oliver Cromwell, Rambo, and myself.
What do you think about the international situation?
Egads! I think it is very harsh, since there are nations where it is impossible to find even a barely decent moijto.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "Catch-22" by Joseph Teller.
You mean, by Joseph Heller?
Probably your cover had a typo, anyway we can agree to disagree.
Can you tell us what is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Silver Gopher Award" issued by the municipality of Las Vegas for "memorable but gratuitous singing accomplishment" at the age of 8.
Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Argh! I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I make no distinction: I'm known to impress prominent emperors and modest bookkeepers to the same extent. It's nice to know that there are 14 streets with my name in two different countries, not counting Liechtenstein and Equestria.
Can you rebut the rumours about your involvement in the rogue crisis of Abominable Snowman photos?
Thou, roguish fly-bitten canker-blossom! How do you dare?
Have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain soon a special license for steering my hovercraft.
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