Do you have any birthmark?
Indeed! I have a little canary shaped birthmark on my right elbow. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving a canary while my mother was pregnant.
A fictional character you recognize as an inspiration?
As a poll suggests, Morticia Addams, because of our shared moral standings.
What do you think about the international situation?
Holy moly! I think it is currently quite grim, since there are regions where it is impossible to find even a tolerable margarita.
Katee, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Katee's prodigy". In the middle of one of my studies in the Amazon basin, I uncovered a little shrub unknown to botanists, now named Odontodanta biflora, that blooms only every 9 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of watermelons and mustard. It seems unappealing, but it's kind of moreish.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a bear. A big, fat, tranquil bear, satiated and sleepy in a summer breeze.
Do you know Gary Brooks (a former butcher, now a cardiac technician) from North Las Vegas?
Not personally, but my cousin has been betrothed to him for 2 months. Then there was a public embarrassment about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a sudden ending.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a white kangaroo on my arm. It is radioactive, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow undressed.
Which is your trick to achieve spotless skin?
Only few know it is a weekly scrubbing with cold cement.
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