Yelling Useless Things
(very bogus talks)
A talk with Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone born March 10th, 1958 (Pisces)
Since her fans required it passionately, Sharon Stone will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The proceeds ($1,400 per night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of lead poisoning in monkeys (source)

Sharon, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yes! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. But buy a sunscreen or you'll get burned anyhow.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
I suffer with an unreasonable fear for butterflies, by reason of an uncanny accident happened to my cousin. I'm also terrified by clowns, but that is quite common.

Sharon, what’s your worst defect?
Most people imagine that I'm perfect, but when I chomp honeycomb and suddenly I need to free my mouth I'm not that choosy about where I spew the remnants: it may be a washbasin but also an urn.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Sharon Stone, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Metal Gear Solid" player.

What do you think about president Trump?
I'm somehow troubled, since I heard through the grapevine that president Trump wants to transfer Hollywood from the liberal California to his beloved Wyoming.

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Actually, no. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become an IT clerk. But, you know, that's life.

Can you corroborate the hearsay about your involvement in the shady affair of Sasquatch photos?
Thou, fobbing tardy-gaited wagtail! How do you dare?

What is the fuss about the last Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this is a hot potato.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Sharon Stone's home telephone number is listed here :
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To be sincere, my director had arranged my hurried meeting with Sharon Stone several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had better things to do, like collecting gnats wings or feeding my pet zebra. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Sharon Stone would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.
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