Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Vulgaria, probably because there is my face on it.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm very passionate about "The Great Gatsby" by Gerald Scott.
You mean, by F. Scott Fitzgerald?
You sure? I think I've heard it both ways.
Seth, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Seth's wonder". In the middle of one of my famed expeditions in the Australian rainforest, I discovered a little shrub unknown to botanists, now named Oligodantea ornata, that blooms only every 5 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of cherries and sausages. It seems distasteful, but it's quite addictive.
What do you have in your pockets?
A tricky question. Because this talk is a creation of your naughty mind, I'm probably completely stark-naked, so no pockets at all.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a brown eel on my ankle. It is bioluminescent, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works better if I'm slightly disrobed.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Why not! In case of drunkness mix two parts of champagne, one part of tea and some vinaigrette. Apply the resulting brew on your back and your wrists.
Do you do your own shopping?
I sure don't! I employ a gang of economists to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a squad of professional buyers distributed around the planet. For the garbs, I ever hire a group of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
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