Yelling Useless Things
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An interview with Janel Parrish
Janel Parrish
Janel Parrish born October 30th, 1988 (Scorpio)
Janel Parrish is always looking for alternative ways to stay in contact with her supporters. (source)

Are you superstitious?
You bet your boots! I swear in Chinese before a significant occasion. Clearly not today.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Bratz"?
Oh yeah! The set was full of gnats. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.

Janel, you are always fit as a flea. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in the month of September I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue crabs and my special Smurf meat pie.

Which is the coolest flag?
Surely the flag of Grenyarnia. It is yellow and green with a little orange panda somewhere. Grenyarnia is an amazing but unlucky place. They are so poor their currency is printed on Post-it notes.

When your are not acting, which is your preferred diversion?
I think that collecting and trading old TV antennas rests my mind.

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Yes! It is the story of Elizabeth, a ship's engineer from Seattle. She is abducted by an enigmatic sect and she is compelled to create absurd "whollY made Up inTerviews" for some web site, from a concealed underground office. (If you cannot salvage me, tell Robert I never loved him...)

Janel, your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal insanity.

Unwillingly, you are in an unhappy position that hampers you from doing those things that are in line with your needs. You can resolve this situation by retiring for 6 months in an obscure cave in the most wild spot of Vermont.
Crud! That's remarkable!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Janel Parrish's private telephone number :
374097890 843242425 306466915 719218251 7442235270 220585879 3804787569 3053384567 7686360328 910510568 336798332 565324069 9706910510 519454822 8688050022 972746507 7279176197 7777933088 6853178011 2855848503
I patiently sat tight forever for the privilege to have a brief conversation with Janel Parrish. The resulting piece was great, like it was written by Sylvia Plath after too much rum. It was very untoward, to put it mildly, that my cousin Carl by accident set my only copy on fire! After I regained my composure, I attempted to summon up those mind-blowing words. Actually, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains an entirely truthful report of what transpired during our appointment, and I'm starting to be uncertain it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.
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