We are here tonight with a special guest, Anna Kendrick, who just saw the birth of her last movie. Hi, Anna, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Rihanna the other night and, let me tell you, I did not like it.
Anna, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising location with a vip whose name I've not the permission to expose. Have you something to add?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with B.R..
I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is fine in your little life and then for no apparent reason your mother and your cat take fire. Do you understand?
I think I've lost that photo anyway...
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every three hours. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Anna Kindrick", who happens to be a real estate agent from Denver. That's quite annoying, but not as much upsetting as finding that according to Bing my name sounds like a horrible vulgarity in Japanese.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm quite enthusiastic about "Life of Pi" by John Martens.
You surely mean, by Yann Martel?
I doubt it, anyway we can agree to disagree.
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