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(fully unreliable conversations)
A talk with Gillian Jacobs
Gillian Jacobs
Gillian Jacobs born October 19th, 1982 (Libra)
Gillian Jacobs strongly believes that in an another existence she was a Pinocchio puppet (source)

Which super power do you have?
You'll not believe this! I hear ultrasounds, since I was 2, mostly on full moon nights. Probably this is not so common in people with Druidian forefathers.

Gillian, is there a deep moral behind your "The Box"?
Yes, that you win some, you lose some.

Gillian, you are also well known for your peculiar demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Gillian needs what Gillian needs, and she always gets it. Whether it's astronaut memoirs or gold-plated potpourri.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is

The zebra of despair
The ghostly zebra of despair
dies on the misty plains of emptiness
when I stare at the mourning of my existence.
If only it had been the pork of despair
we could have bacon at least.

In an essay appeared on Annals of Criminal Facts, dr. Mark R. Walker has described your roles as "a perfect archetype of contemporary symbolic operationalism". Any comment?
Yes, it is evident that in his recent article published on Asian Annals of Qualitative Theology, prof. Larry Carter totally rebutted that incoherent thesis.

Gillian, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Gillian's gem". In the middle of one of my famed expeditions in the Australian jungle, I discovered an unremarkable new plant, now named Hypocyphadana sativa, that blooms only every 7 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of cherries and Alfredo sauce. You have to be rich enough even to find it disagreeable...

Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a little chamaleon shaped birthmark on my right ankle. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving a chamaleon while my mother was expecting me.

Gillian, do you like koalas?
Go jump in a lake!

Why you do not like koalas, if I may ask?
They stink! And one koala bite my uncle in his private parts. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I should rethink my opinion about koalas.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Gillian Jacobs' private telephone number :
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My boss had planned my brief interview with Gillian Jacobs many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, my pet hare got argyria, so I had to skip the appointment. So, the interview above is mainly the impression of a dream that ensued after a dinner based on raw onions and wild boar stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.
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