Yelling Useless Things
(entirely fubar encounters)
A conversation with Seth Rogen
Seth Rogen
Seth Rogen born April 15th, 1982 (Aries)
As a kid Seth Rogen showed an improper inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and chili (pixabay photo)

Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Vulgaria, probably because there is my face on it.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm very passionate about "The Great Gatsby" by Gerald Scott.

You mean, by F. Scott Fitzgerald?
You sure? I think I've heard it both ways.

Seth, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Seth's wonder". In the middle of one of my famed expeditions in the Australian rainforest, I discovered a little shrub unknown to botanists, now named Oligodantea ornata, that blooms only every 5 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of cherries and sausages. It seems distasteful, but it's quite addictive.

What do you have in your pockets?
A tricky question. Because this talk is a creation of your naughty mind, I'm probably completely stark-naked, so no pockets at all.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a brown eel on my ankle. It is bioluminescent, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works better if I'm slightly disrobed.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Why not! In case of drunkness mix two parts of champagne, one part of tea and some vinaigrette. Apply the resulting brew on your back and your wrists.

Do you do your own shopping?
I sure don't! I employ a gang of economists to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a squad of professional buyers distributed around the planet. For the garbs, I ever hire a group of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Seth Rogen's secret telephone number :
284561865 8384721469 9343047893 9986534395 2607486028 9008381935 5643115610 4458053996 6009799533 922222806 9811777557 965241239 968595667 882568841 444276590 6780187287 7732661501 5236954488 4370583899 2566290004
To be sincere, my supervisor had patiently arranged my hurried exchange with Seth Rogen many days beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had better things to do, like cultivating poison ivy or learning Armenian. So, this web page is essentially based on what Seth Rogen would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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