Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm on the set of the sequel of "Tiptoes", a jewel whose significance has not been fully recognized by viewers.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, I do! I have developed an unreasonable phobia for mechanical typewriters, because of an uncanny accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by Ouija boards, but that is quite common.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every three hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Jeff Deniels", who turns out to be a retired plastic surgeon from Tucson. That's quite annoying, but not as much worrisome as learning that according to Bing my name is similar to a terrible vulgarity in Bulgarian.
Is there a deep moral hidden in your "Dumb & Dumber"?
Yes sir! That what goes around comes around.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Harry S. Truman. I played Bigfoot: the author was an illustrious wackadoo.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Of course! Here it is my sure cure. In case of drunkness mix two parts of whiskey, one part of energy drink and some black vinegar. Gargle with the resulting brew every 10 minutes for at least 3 hours.
Jeff, what is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
My informed opinion is that global warming is a messy problem. Anyway, my followers will surely approve my intention to acquire mainly manors at least 60 feet above the sea-level.
What is your opinion about the current USA president?
I'm somehow troubled, since I heard that president Trump wants to devise a gizmo to obtain oil from lard and lard from sand.
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