What happen if you play your song "Is She Really Going Out with Him" backward?
Mp3 player may implode.
What do you eat between meals?
Pizzas with pickles, a sponge cake, two apples, and a tumbler of rum.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about gastroenteritis?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Honestly, common brands are for common people. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Echinorrhena tenebrosa, an elusive black poppy that only grows in Bhutan.
Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "The Love Guru". I think that the choice of Ben Kingsley for that character was a winning move.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Pokolistan flag, probably because there is my face in the center of it.
You have been seen in an embarassing position with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to expose. Do you have any comment?
Do you mean B.Z.? That was a completely inoffensive thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with J.C...
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your dear one or your office may "accidentally" start to burn. Capisce?
Let's forget about that picture...
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