Yelling Useless Things
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A talk with Jeff Daniels
Jeff Daniels
Jeff Daniels born February 19th, 1955 (Aquarius)
To fortify his spirit, Jeff Daniels often meditates on a bed made of nails copiously showered with chili (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm on the set of the sequel of "Tiptoes", a jewel whose significance has not been fully recognized by viewers.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, I do! I have developed an unreasonable phobia for mechanical typewriters, because of an uncanny accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by Ouija boards, but that is quite common.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every three hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Jeff Deniels", who turns out to be a retired plastic surgeon from Tucson. That's quite annoying, but not as much worrisome as learning that according to Bing my name is similar to a terrible vulgarity in Bulgarian.

Is there a deep moral hidden in your "Dumb & Dumber"?
Yes sir! That what goes around comes around.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Harry S. Truman. I played Bigfoot: the author was an illustrious wackadoo.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Of course! Here it is my sure cure. In case of drunkness mix two parts of whiskey, one part of energy drink and some black vinegar. Gargle with the resulting brew every 10 minutes for at least 3 hours.

Jeff, what is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
My informed opinion is that global warming is a messy problem. Anyway, my followers will surely approve my intention to acquire mainly manors at least 60 feet above the sea-level.

What is your opinion about the current USA president?
I'm somehow troubled, since I heard that president Trump wants to devise a gizmo to obtain oil from lard and lard from sand.

Jeff Daniels refused to share his home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
429896415 6715532288 6741385805 421907671 6377151872 2113571489 7735378174 7599752983 780146435 9524173591 3148436353 851329599 970950483 7406870986 576498753 5961919376 5562701990 574233627 917547547 2387655727
Celebrities are very busy people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Jeff Daniels totally alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Therefore, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained from a mentalist from Milwaukee.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.
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