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A conversation with Josh Duhamel
Josh Duhamel
Josh Duhamel born November 14th, 1972 (Scorpio)
And now, to soothe your soul, a photo of a nice guinea pig (pixabay photo)

Could you authenticate the hearsay about the lost Mongolian death worm photos?
Could I? Surely! Do I want? I guess not!

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Johann Gutenberg. I played Aquaman until somebody got smart.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my character tougher, I frequently take a siesta on a bed made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last week I've read the recap of the abridged version of the book "Anna Karenina", and I found it quite acceptable. On that account, I've ordered my agent to contact the author - a certain Leo Tolstoy - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

Josh, should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of professional olive pitter, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to nitric oxide, whining and raccoons.

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal foolishness.

You will feel isolated from other people, like an indistinct wall is between you and them. A disturbing murmur in your head will tell you that probably they are secretly planning to murder you.
Oh boy! You are spot on!

Josh Duhamel refused to divulge his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
7670750439 474907112 736442128 2728917864 5482879431 5769397129 699874944 285906434 4364698604 738314451 6151640610 9211560838 868047007 3518749349 4490561925 7235769656 403892763 3041945102 9977687602 839201322
Clearly, celebrities are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Josh Duhamel alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a professional soul reader from Atlanta.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.
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