Could you authenticate the hearsay about the lost Mongolian death worm photos?
Could I? Surely! Do I want? I guess not!
Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Johann Gutenberg. I played Aquaman until somebody got smart.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my character tougher, I frequently take a siesta on a bed made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last week I've read the recap of the abridged version of the book "Anna Karenina", and I found it quite acceptable. On that account, I've ordered my agent to contact the author - a certain Leo Tolstoy - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.
Josh, should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of professional olive pitter, since I already have quite an experience in that field.
Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to nitric oxide, whining and raccoons.
Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal foolishness.
You will feel isolated from other people, like an indistinct wall is between you and them. A disturbing murmur in your head will tell you that probably they are secretly planning to murder you.
Oh boy! You are spot on!
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