Kelly Clarkson born April 24th, 1982 (Taurus)

Kelly Clarkson born April 24th, 1982 (Taurus)

Kelly Clarkson is promoting the introduction of seashells as an alternative medium of exchange to stop the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Kelly, you have been seen in a compromising setting with a superstar whose name I've not the permission to expose. Have you something to add?
Do you mean D.W.? It's a completely inoffensive thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with R.R...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" searched by the police looking for some felonious material somebody may have "accidentally" hidden there. Capiche?

I made a mistake, this is actually a picture of my pet ocelot with a wig...
What do you think about the international situation?
Egads! I think it is unfortunately very bleak, since there are nations where it is impossible to find even a decent corn dog.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Maybe! Here it is

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that preparing food is a huge waste of time, since there are restaurants and bars more than willing to deliver my daily dose of fats and sugars. The few times I decide to cook for my buddies, I like to improvise salads. My gem is a mix of pastrami and bean sprouts, which I presume can satisfy both vegans and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe?
Definitely so! You take the pastrami and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sandwiches?
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix pastrami and bean sprouts with some Thousand Island dressing and there it is!