You seem to be always so positive and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that every person has a dark side. Sometimes, when I see a colleague, my heart darkens and my teeth chatter with fury. And suddenly, I experience a compulsion to seal forever those gazing eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about that side.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
It was my best friend's idea.
And since when did you feel a need to address the delicate issue of botulism?
Since my pet gopher had it.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking is a huge waste of time, since there are supporters and diners more than willing to deliver my daily dose of carbs and vitamines. The few times I oblige to cook for my acolytes, I like to improvise salads. My treasure is a mix of salami and seitan, which I assume can be fine for both vegs and normal people.
Intriguing! Could you share the recipe with us?
Indeed! You take the salami and the seitan and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix salami and seitan with some bbq sauce and you are done!
Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Geri : beard
Geri : beach
Geri : vengeance
We are going nowhere fast...
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