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A talk with Joel Edgerton
Joel Edgerton
Joel Edgerton born June 23rd, 1974 (Cancer)
In his underground cave Joel Edgerton is boldly looking for a cure for urticaria in beavers (pixabay photo)

Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Shit! Apart from "Twilight", which was a gift, probabably it is "Year One" or "Tiptoes".

Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so hard-pressed doing very influential things that I can't care about such trivias. Usually, I have a crew of NASA graduates to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a group of professional buyers distributed around the world. For the garbs, which are always critical, I ever retain a bunch of doubles, one for each body part.

A fictional character you think to as your doppelganger?
As my agent keeps repeating, Harry S. Truman, because of our deep clever eyes.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I think that cooking food is a big waste of energy, since there are relatives and fast food joints willing to deliver my daily intake of sugars and vitamines. The few times I oblige to cook for my acolytes, I like to create salads. My cornerstone is a mix of sausages and quinoa, which I presume can satisfy both vegs and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the sausages and the quinoa and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.

Rye bread?
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix sausages and quinoa with some cranberry sauce and you are done!

What do you think about the international situation?
Drats! It's hard to realized it when you live in a pink cloud, but there are nations where it is difficult to find even a just adequate hamburger with or without mustard.

Do you have a favorite flag?
I think it is that of Atlantis. It is yellow and blue with a tiny black bobcat in the middle.

Joel Edgerton refused to let me know his private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
3352430295 5949789127 592709271 468604529 7908025170 7183637880 7971738785 357027923 861231239 9612167109 2193641088 5484878871 5251190652 9006949768 6031107644 9447110078 7257504424 4986610152 5506881961 857013939
My director had set up my hurried appointment with Joel Edgerton many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like breeding mites or growing medicinal herbs. So, this web page is essentially the impression of a nightmare that ensued after a large dinner based on beans and raw onions.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.
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