A conversation with A.J. Cook
A.J. Cook
A.J. Cook born July 22nd, 1978 (Cancer)
When A.J. Cook is not on the set, her preferred hobby is collecting dummies (pixabay photo)

Nowaday the problem of carbon monoxide poisoning in horses is reaching huge proportions. Is A.J. Cook doing anything in this respect?
That's right! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($900/night) will go to a foundation for the cure of carbon monoxide poisoning in horses.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I was always mutinying against them when I was a little scoundrel, you know, fight da power and all that jazz, but now I simply pay no attention to them when they prattle.

You hit the mark in "Final Destination 2". Were you given a lot of room to shape your character?
You bet! I'm used to extemporize. It's my trademark and directors oblige.

Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Dog my cats! I'm the best thing since buttered bread. I make no distinction: I'm known to captivate outstanding NASA scientists and discouraged accountants alike. Say, there are 12 streets with my name in three different countries, not counting Tuvalu and Robonia.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress A.J. Cook, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Batman: Arkham City" player.

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as your profession?
Naw! My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a trucker. But, things don't always go as planned.

Could you substantiate the gossip about your involvement in the flimsy affair of Bigfoot photos?
Curiosity killed the cat! Truth is fragile and so are you and your bones, my friend...

Does your assistant use an alias when he arranges for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to steer clear of stalkers and aficionados
You bet! I do anything to dodge those troublemakers. I mostly use the alias "A.J. Ciok".

There is no possibility any of these is A.J. Cook's private telephone number :
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