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A conversation with A.J. Cook
A.J. Cook
A.J. Cook born July 22nd, 1978 (Cancer)
Writing her will, A.J. Cook has stipulated that her body should be donated to aliens (source)

I'm here tonight with a special guest, A.J. Cook, who just saw the birth of her last movie. Hi, A.J., and welcome to Even More Useless Celebrity Factoids.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Just a hint. The title of the film is "Sharon, Richard and the coyote". There are a man and a woman. They live together in Dallas. Sharon is a bricklayer while Richard is a medium. When Sharon's pet coyote Sambaloo contracts tennis elbow, they begin an adventurous journey to search for Gladiospamia neglecta (a rare tree growing in Haiti only), whose roots can save the coyote.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Benjamin Franklin. I played Aquaman until somebody got smart.

Your zodiac sign is Cancer. Are you a typical Cancer?
Gosh no! I'm a little irritable, somehow lethargic, yielding and restless. My friends say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is common in artist.

Do you know Mark Edwards (a former enrolled nurse, now an electrical linesworker) from Riverside?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been briefly betrothed to him. Then there was some commotion about some warped photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to an abrupt finale.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my ego stronger, I often take a nap on a bunk made of thorns profusely dusted with pepper.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Drink something costly.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every three hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for A.J. Ciok", who happens to be a biomedical engineer from Fresno. That's quite distressing, but not as much worrisome as learning that for Yahoo my name sounds like a horrible blasphemy in Mongolian.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being A.J. Cook's secret telephone number :
8340108877 578225393 402258992 9521747001 9420562767 6200475867 8205136742 9988632777 6674449838 2760442329 6765556052 816478020 5857414735 6080811596 9577718014 6309075467 7415754883 4106634220 4708132866 8238749265
To be honest, my boss had patiently lined up my hurried talk with A.J. Cook several days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had better things to do, like breeding scorpions or feeding my pet hamster. So, the transcript above is essentially the impression of a nightmare I had following a large dinner based on wild boar stew and salami.
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