A talk with Aaron Paul
Aaron Paul
Aaron Paul born August 27th, 1979 (Virgo)
Writing his will, Aaron Paul has specified that his ashes should be scattered on the Moon, possibly by hand. (source)

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of carbon monoxide poisoning?
Oh, since always.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Tarzan.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
I need to call my agent.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to anteaters, acetylsalicylic acid and whining.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yep! I have acquired an irrational fear for Teddy bears, due to a curious accident happened to my cousin. I'm also terrified by crocodiles, but that is quite normal.

Aaron, you are also well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Aaron needs what Aaron needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's one of Terry Gilliam's unreleased movies or orphaned baby panda's tears.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Absolutely! The tentative title of the movie is "Amanda, Kenneth and Terira". There are a man and a woman. Amanda and Kenneth live together in San Francisco. The woman is a killer and the man is a neurosurgeon. When Amanda's pet weasel Terira got amebiasis, they decide to rise hell to cure the weasel and save the planet at the same time.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Aaron Paul's secret telephone number is listed here :
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My boss had scheduled my short rendezvous with Aaron Paul months beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like collecting gnats wings or feeding my pet lion. So, this web page is mainly the impression of a nightmare I had following a generous dinner based on beans and liver pâté.
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