A talk with Aaron Paul
Aaron Paul
Aaron Paul born August 27th, 1979 (Virgo)
Apart from acting, Aaron Paul's second best choice as working career would be professional olive pitter (pixabay photo)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Rambo.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?

What's your vice?
Surfing on the less known websites of Internet instead of doing work. Maybe you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, there are some legal concerns about my contract, so to make things easier I will be forced to change my name, and next year I will be known as "Aaron Puul".

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Positively! I'm a little irritable, animated, opinionated and forgiving. My relatives say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

Aaron, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Aaron's surprise". During one of my famed studies in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an inconspicuous plant unknown to botanists, now named Heteronenia annua, that blooms only every 4 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of peaches and tar. You have to be filthy rich even to find it unattractive...

Aaron, how do you invest all the dough you made?
I asked myself: "What do people like most?" the answer is gummy bears! So I bought 1200000 boxes of gummy bears which I stashed in my pool, until the price will go up.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: Friday.

Aaron : police

Q: peace
Aaron : futon

Q: hipster
Aaron : vermin

You are a pro at this game...

There is no possibility any of these is Aaron Paul's home telephone number :
753767444 3060924779 847286728 3146270492 2798828691 615739378 8801804086 5268333335 5593115854 3989540534 7708306011 9457161734 3540316428 4426311266 9903443151 3279459134 9641131488 631115783 839336148 800743065
I waited for several weeks for the privilege to have a hurried rendezvous with Aaron Paul. The resulting transcription was awesome, like it was written by the spirit of Jules Verne under the effects of prescription drugs. So, it was highly deplorable that my cousin Paul by accident (I hope!) shredded my only copy! After I restored my sobriety, I attempted to recall those great words. I want to be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is an entirely accurate account of what transpired during our interview, and now I'm starting to doubt it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.