A conversation with Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Aaron Taylor-Johnson born June 13th, 1990 (Gemini)
Few people know that Aaron Taylor-Johnson has registered a patent for a self-lubricating sofa. (source)

What would Aaron Taylor-Johnson do to solve the issue of ferocity and violence that is threatening our society?
I think we can learn from great films, like "Blade Runner" and "Mad Max".

What is the strangest nightmare that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in a desolate dark place. A nasty smell lingering in the air. Then I realized I got hammered at a screening of "Batman & Robin" in a drab movie house near Reno.

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a heap of banknotes in my pockets. You can stare at them, you may ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I have acquired an irrational phobia for the color purple, due to an uncanny accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also terrified by Ouija boards, but that is quite normal.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that cooking is a waste of time. After all, there are cafeterias and bistros willing to deliver my daily intake of fats and carbohydrates. In the few occasions I have to cook for my disciples, I like to devise salads. My masterpiece is a mix of sausages and lima beans, which I think can be cool for both vegetarians and normal people.

Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the sausages and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix sausages and lima beans with some tartar sauce and voilĂ , you are done!

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Killzone 2" player.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Aaron Taylor-Johnson's private telephone number :
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I patiently arranged a talk with Aaron Taylor-Johnson weeks beforehand. The resulting interview was mind-blowing, like it was written by John Steinbeck in his prime. Hence, it was highly regrettable that my cat destroyed my only copy! After I put myself together, I tried to recapture those imposing words. I want to be clear, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a completely accurate account of our exchange, and thus I'm starting to wonder if it ever took place...
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