An interview with Abbie Cornish
Abbie Cornish
Abbie Cornish born August 7th, 1982 (Leo)
Abbie Cornish is presently writing a guide to choosing dental floss, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

Do you remember which is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Coyote Trophy" issued by the municipality of Los Angeles for "unprecedented and unneeded acting achievement" at the early age of 5.

Who are your heroes?
Donald (the imaginary cousin of Harry S. Truman), Doctor Who, and myself.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking food is a big waste of energy, since there are supporters and canteens willing to provide my daily dose of fats and vitamines. In the few occasions I cook for my relatives, I like to invent salads. My treasure is a mix of beef jerk and lima beans, which I believe can be suited for both vegs and normal people.

Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the beef jerk and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sesame buns?
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix beef jerk and lima beans with some tartar sauce and there it is!

Abbie, what do you think of global warming?
I've explained my thoughts in a paper accepted for publication on Annals of Chemical Criticism.

What would you like to do right now?
Take a shower to dismiss the reek of despair you send forth.

You seem to be always so sprightly and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that everyone has a dark side. Sometimes, when I bump into another actress, disgust makes my legs tremble and my heart became heavier. And all of a sudden, I experience the need to kill her jeering smirk. That is my bright side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.

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Let's face it, actors are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Abbie Cornish totally alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a reliable mentalist.
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