A talk with Abigail Breslin
Abigail Breslin
Abigail Breslin born April 14th, 1996 (Aries)
To fortify her spirit, Abigail Breslin often sleeps on a hammock made of nails (pixabay photo)

I'm here tonight with a special guest, Abigail Breslin, who just saw the birth of her last movie. Hi, Abigail, and welcome to The Celebrity Machine.
Good evening to you, and thank you for inviting me.

You were so deep in "Little Miss Sunshine". Were you given a lot of freedom to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! Because of a technical problem I had to improvise most of my lines.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with another word. Let me start with :
Q: death.

Abigail : coffin

Q: fame
Abigail : snow

Q: diva
Abigail : vengeance

I don't think you are in the right mood.
You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?

To be frank, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

Abigail, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Abigail's sensation". In the middle of one of my studies in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an inconspicuous tree unknown to botanists, now named Datistata beccabunga, that blooms only every 5 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of peaches and tomcat's odor. You have to be filthy rich even to unlike it...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Abigail Breslin's secret telephone number :
600176333 3904967209 810930073 694711999 9447058959 8620386880 7940610847 7710472479 3654928052 4196742569 3261281025 7544821407 4176535195 8297563635 721442494 700601432 8451168008 9664453078 3659721208 6753115954
To be sincere, my chief had patiently scheduled my short appointment with Abigail Breslin several days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet gazelle got jaundice, so I had to skip the talk. So, this web page is mainly based on what Abigail Breslin would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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