A talk with Abigail Spencer
Abigail Spencer
Abigail Spencer born August 4th, 1981 (Leo)
Few people know that Abigail Spencer has requested a patent for a steampunk baby stroller. (source)

Abigail, should you give up acting, which occupation would you like to pick up?
Probably that of midwife, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Can you tell me the square root of 5289603715?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, not true numbers.

In a letter printed on Annals of Semiotic Research, prof. Jason H. Diaz observed that your movies are "a supernatural compendium of newfangled symbolic descriptivism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his recent paper published on Journal of Psychological Criticism, dr. Joe Nelson totally rebutted that forced assumption.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Karen Gillan. We share a taste for Homer Simpson.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Cowboys & Aliens"?
Very well! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

Abigail, do you like armadillos?

For which reason you do not like armadillos?
Actually, they reek! And one armadillo bite my uncle's intimate parts. This is one of the reasons I become an actress, so I may probably rethink my relation with armadillos.

Abigail, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
I'm a little uneasy, since I heard rumors that Trump wants the revival of VHS cassettes.

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