One of your best songs, "Lost Stars", is a universal hymn of love. Does it also have a secret meaning?
Guess so! It's also my motivating song for when I have to sign autographs.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yes! Get a haircut from a retired taxidermist because I'm bored.
I heard you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt the ABC of pyrokinesis.
Adam, how do you invest the money you make?
I asked myself: "What do people like most?" and the answer is soy sauce! So I bought 1000000 bottles of soy sauce which I secreted in my pool,.
Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna run down the curtain, so to speak, you usually also mature the propensity to stick around.
Do you know any good warts cure?
Positively! In case of warts, mix one part of cider, three parts of instant coffee and some buttermilk. Put this elixir on your knees and your arms.
Are you allergic to anything?
Jawohl! I'm allergic to dopamine, stupidity and tiger tears (don't ask!).
What motivates you to sing?
I hear a voice that motivates me. His name is Jeffrey. Jeffrey says you are an idiot.
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