Do you have any scar?
I have a little caterpillar shaped scar on my right knee, the result of my troubled quarrel with a raving gopher.
Adam, do you like monkeys?
I sure don't!
Why you do not like monkeys?
First of all, they reek! And one monkey bite my grandpa's private parts. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I should probably reconsider my opinion about monkeys.
Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to coyotes, nitroglycerin and poverty.
Which is your trick to obtain eternal youth?
Curiously, it is a monthly bath in hot cement.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Podorisia difficilis, a very scarce black poppy that only grows in Mongolia.
What would Adam Sandler do to solve the issue of criminality and violence that is threatening present-day society?
Actually, in my opinion, assigning a hired gun to every person can make wonders, but most lawmakers are just selfish old blokes.
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pyramid of money in my pockets. You may stare at them in awe, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
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