What do you think about the international situation?
Caramba! It's hard to realized it when you spend your days among piles of dough, but there are nations where it is impossible to find even a barely tolerable corn dog with or without mustard.
What's the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
Not actually a dream: I found myself in a vacant dim place. A strange stench persisting in the air. Then I remembered I got wasted at a rerun of "Batman & Robin" in a shabby movie house near Denver.
What’s your biggest defect?
When I'm distracted sometimes I put small objects behind my ear, like a cigarette or a sausage.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I think that cooking food is a big waste of energy, since there are restaurants and cafeterias more than willing to deliver my daily RDA of sugars and fats. In the few occasions I have to cook for my disciples, I like to create salads. My favorite one is a mix of sausages and seaweeds, which I presume can satisfy both vegetarians and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe?
Sure! You take the sausages and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix sausages and seaweeds with some sour cream and you are done!
Which is your trick to achieve unblemished skin?
Curiously, it is a bath in yak milk once a month.
Adam, what do you think about the next Oscar controversy?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.
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