Can you tell me the square root of 540074197?
I will not dignify you with an anwser.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Really? I did not. My mother and I decided that I would have become a plumber. But, you know, that's life.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was a very uncanny experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Immanuel Kant manifested and established that I'm the reincarnation of an Albert Einstein's homonym.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Adam Sindler", who allegedly is a retired obstetrician from Indianapolis. That's quite annoying, but not as much heartbreaking as finding that according to Yahoo my name is similar to a revolting blasphemy in Yiddish.
In an essay published on Pacific Transactions on Sociological Facts, dr. Frank Scott described your roles as "a perfect recapitulation of today contextual eclecticism". Anything to add?
Well, I think that in his interesting article printed on Asian Journal of Alternative Iconography, prof. Jason M. Torres utterly rebutted that incoherent assumption.
Which is the coolest flag?
Surely the flag of Taronia. It is red and green with a little white bobcat somewhere. Taronia is a wonderful but unfortunate place. They are so derelict their currency is printed on Post-it notes.
What do you think about the international situation?
Nice one! It's hard to figure it when you live in houses made of rainbows, but on our suffering planet there are places where it is difficult to find even a just adequate cheeseburger.
Do you have any superpower?
This a secret! I can snorkel in burning lava, since I was 3. I think this is quite common in tall people with Druidian progenitors.
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