A conversation with Adelaide Kane
Adelaide Kane
Adelaide Kane born August 9th, 1990 (Leo)
Among the future projects of Adelaide Kane there is a top-secret indie Spaghetti western in which all the action is set on a moon of Saturn (source)

Could you authenticate the rumours about the loss of the Loch Ness monster DNA samples?
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies! There are truths that humanity is not ready to know.

Which super power do you have?
I can smell colors, since I was 4.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Years ago I was crossing Kyrgyzstan in an old sedan with a friend. We did "that" in the forest, under the stars, in the very heart of nature.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my spirit, I often sleep on a cot made of poison ivy.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Jack Sparrow.

You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It IS real, I read it online.

Your zodiac sign is Leo. Are you a typical Leo?
Gosh no! I'm sometimes aloof, quite animated, opinionated and impetuous. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.

Present-day world seems to be subject to the problem of unstoppable ferocity and criminality. What would Adelaide Kane do?
Actually, in my opinion, lending one million of dollars to every person would make many problems go away, but most lawmakers are rapacious old blokes little interested in my brilliant ideas.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Adelaide Kane's home telephone number :
7649673096 517934057 8712032162 3581695580 7718281609 322727363 4052560910 6422430438 487499519 606975158 2810895792 3861802698 241625023 3965220066 8034793081 3401744728 7072704017 793181938 3239997351 344269011
To be honest, my director had scheduled my hurried rendezvous with Adelaide Kane several months beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like learning Tibetan or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Adelaide Kane would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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