A conversation with Adele
Adele born May 5th, 1988 (Taurus)
Adele always uses a scientific method to choose her next song (pixabay photo)

Where do you go when you die?
Deeply underground, most of the times. If you are burned then your remains can pepper the wrong place.

What's the strangest nightmare you have ever had?
Not actually a dream: I was in a barren dim space. A fetid reek pervading the air. Then I realized I got stoned at a screening of "Next" in a dreary drive-in near Phoenix.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I have acquired an unreasonable fear for cookies, by reason of a bizzarre accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also scared by dark places, but that is quite common.

I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Yes! It is regrettable that I have little time to put down the words, as we creatives use to say. Recently I've read the recap of the abridged version of the book "The Picture of Dorian Gray", and I found it quite passable. On that account, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Oscar Wilde - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Who are your heroes?
Julius Caesar, Rocky Balboa, and myself.

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
You know, I can juggle balls while I tap dance.

Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a tiny bullet shaped birthmark on my left hip. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving a bullet while my mother was expecting me.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, years ago I was traveling in Spain with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "that" in the meadows, under the moon, in the heart of nature.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Adele's private telephone number :
5260899276 537241706 9211049373 2326478532 8040132122 4324520818 4562614715 9021692019 247782022 9702922604 956625840 4397854293 893635814 7854972242 4132325845 3166036909 4774213951 9849434286 6627824374 7823535068
To be sincere, my supervisor had planned my little rendezvous with Adele several days beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "The Sweetest Thing". So, this web page is essentially the recollection of a nightmare I had after a large dinner of chorizo and beans.
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