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Aimee Garcia
Aimee Garcia born November 28th, 1978 (Sagittarius)
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Few people know that Aimee Garcia has registered a patent for an electric banana slipcase. (source)

We are here today with a special guest, Aimee Garcia, who just saw the birth of her last movie. Hi, Aimee, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Do you know any good warts cure?
For certain! In case of warts, mix three parts of vermouth, one part of instant coffee and some Alfredo sauce. Drink the resulting potion every 20 minutes for at least 2 hours.

Aimee, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you made acting?
Remember this, when typewriters will be in vogue again I will be richer.

What do you eat between meals?
Mixed salads with chives, a roasted peanut, three chicken legs, and a bit of brandy.

Aimee, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Absolutely! Don't let the color of your skin stop you from experiencing the world. Unless you are blue. In that case you are probably going to die, so goodbye.

Aimee, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last year I leased a chic palace on the secretive mountains of Lithuania. The rent included barbed wire everywhere to ensure my privacy but also a mob of extras acting like unhinged fans.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often. Say every two hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Aimee Gercia", who turns out to be a flying instructor from Chicago. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much embarassing as finding that according to Yahoo my name sounds like a revolting vulgarity in Yiddish.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Years ago I was crossing Mauritania in a battered minivan with a friend. You know, we were young and wild and so we did "that" in the forest, in the very heart of nature.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Aimee Garcia's secret telephone number is listed here :
8780187531 9505646324 220275994 7187678070 8463615139 7174324039 2232353713 8891240927 3099849849 7196587947 218966971 2625715570 8090498388 911894089 4931746887 3206806266 8238410114 8626003407 2516037652 2769035771
Clearly, actors are busy people. It's not easy for them to fix an interview. So we decided to leave Aimee Garcia completely alone and to obtain the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Aimee.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.