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Aimee Garcia
Aimee Garcia born November 28th, 1978 (Sagittarius)
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In his last public speech, Ted Cruz has foolishly maundered about Aimee Garcia for 16 full minutes for no reason at all (source)

What’s your worst habit?
Well, if I'm chewing cloves and all of a sudden I need to free my mouth I'm not very selective about where I get rid of the residues: it may be a sink but also the hat of the sound technician.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was an excruciating experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Max Planck manifested and conjectured that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Nelson Mandela.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a bobcat. A big, fat, tranquil bobcat, well fed and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.

Could you support the noise about your participation in the flimsy business of Yeti DNA samples?
Thou, spleeny swag-bellied moldwarp! How do you dare?

Should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you pick up?
Probably that of ostrich breeder, since I already have some experience in that field.

Do you do your own shopping?
Nay! Actually, I hire a squad of Princeton PhDs to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a team of professional buyers scattered around the planet. For the clothes, I ever have a group of surrogates, one for each body part.

What do you think about the future Oscar quarreling?
To be sincere, this has always been an elephant in the room.

You were right on the target in "A Lot Like Love". Were you given a lot of latitude to shape your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! In the original screenplay my character was a boat builder. With a glass eye!

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Aimee Garcia's secret telephone number :
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Let's face it, actors are very busy people. It's not easy for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Aimee Garcia peacefully alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer we fed with all the available info about Aimee.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.