Do you have problems with movie directors?
Some directors are just lowlife, however I only worked under truly great directors.
You hit the mark in "The Godfather". Were you given a lot of freedom to create your character?
You bet! The director was like putty in my hands.
What do you think about the international situation?
Drats! It's hard to believe it when you spend your days in houses made of rainbows, but in this suffering epoch there are regions where it is difficult to find even a passable mint julep.
Al, what is your opinion about president Trump?
I'm somehow preoccupied, since I heard rumors that Trump wants to standardize the value of pi to be equal to 3.15.
Al, you seem to be always so sunny and lively. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that everyone has a dark side. At times, when I bump into a colleague, I clench my teeth and my vision goes black. And then, without warning, I fight an impulse to wipe out his sneering smirk. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover that side.
What do you have in your pockets?
Fair enough! A tricky question. Since this transcription is a fantasy of your lascivious imagination, I'm probably totally undressed, so no pockets at all.
Do you do your own shopping?
I got to say no! Usually, I pay a gang of experts to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a group of professional buyers around the planet. For the garnments, I ever employ a team of surrogates, one for each body part.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Confucius. I was the comic relief in the part of his imaginary friend.
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