A conversation with Al Pacino
Al Pacino
Al Pacino born April 25th, 1940 (Taurus)
To make his spirit stronger, Al Pacino often rests on a cot made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle (pixabay photo)

Do you have problems with movie directors?
Some directors are just lowlife, however I only worked under truly great directors.

You hit the mark in "The Godfather". Were you given a lot of freedom to create your character?
You bet! The director was like putty in my hands.

What do you think about the international situation?
Drats! It's hard to believe it when you spend your days in houses made of rainbows, but in this suffering epoch there are regions where it is difficult to find even a passable mint julep.

Al, what is your opinion about president Trump?
I'm somehow preoccupied, since I heard rumors that Trump wants to standardize the value of pi to be equal to 3.15.

Al, you seem to be always so sunny and lively. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that everyone has a dark side. At times, when I bump into a colleague, I clench my teeth and my vision goes black. And then, without warning, I fight an impulse to wipe out his sneering smirk. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover that side.

What do you have in your pockets?
Fair enough! A tricky question. Since this transcription is a fantasy of your lascivious imagination, I'm probably totally undressed, so no pockets at all.

Do you do your own shopping?
I got to say no! Usually, I pay a gang of experts to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a group of professional buyers around the planet. For the garnments, I ever employ a team of surrogates, one for each body part.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Confucius. I was the comic relief in the part of his imaginary friend.

Al Pacino refused to share his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
379810965 7263134905 215221780 2733824249 5597878105 6583540432 3307758299 7032149552 218939377 3847917542 4634754049 4795722397 5728067328 3045709811 8677081557 924337686 5049392905 5755154915 7648884373 274922166
Clearly, celebrities are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Al Pacino alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained from a reliable soul reader from San Francisco.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.