Do you know Larry Richardson (a former forester, now a dancer) from Beaumont?
Not personally, but my aunt has been briefly married to him. Then there was half a scandal about the bizarre suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a sudden end.
Which super power do you have?
I can mutating into a gray anteater, since I was 5, mostly on full moon nights. Probably this is not so uncommon in people with Chinese ancestry.
What would you like to do right now?
Get a scalp massage from a Nobel laureate because I'm bored.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the bar stool appearing in your last movie?
Righty-ho! My demeanor was strictly professional.
Is there a deep moral behind your "GoldenEye"?
I think I will! Do what you can.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that preparing meals is a huge waste of time. After all, there are bistros and cafeterias willing to deliver my daily dose of vitamines and carbohydrates. The few times I indulge in cooking for my acolytes, I like to create salads. My gem is a mix of spam and soybeans, which I assume can satisfy both vegs and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe?
But of course! You take the spam and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix spam and soybeans with some mayonnaise and voilà, there it is!
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