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A talk with Alan Rickman
Alan Rickman
Alan Rickman born February 21st, 1946 (Pisces)
Alan Rickman has initiated a petition for the universal reintroduction of the runic calendar (source)

Do you have any superpower?
Not a big deal! I can use two voices at once (one not mine), mostly if it's cloudy. Maybe this is quite uncommon in people with Irish forebears.

What’s in your pocket right now?
Snap! A tricky question. As this talk is a figment of your lascivious neurons, I'm in my seductive undercloths, so no pockets at all.

You hit the mark in "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2". Were you given plenty of room to create your character?
Totally! The director was like clay in my hands.

Modern society seems exposed to a wave of unstoppable ferocity and criminality. What would Alan Rickman do?
I think that lending one million to every citizen can fix many problems, but most administrators are close-fisted fossil chaps.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Imho, common brands are for common people. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Acanthocaprana guttata, an elusive black poppy that only grows in Mongolia.

What is the strangest dream you have ever had?
Not actually a dream: I found myself in a deserted dark place. A nasty smell in the air. Then I realized I got drunk at a rerun of "The Sweetest Thing" in a drab movie house near Seattle.

Alan, you appear to be always so chirpy and effervescent. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. I think that each person has a dark side. At times, when I bump into another actor, my vision blurs and my teeth chatter with fury. And all of a sudden, I sense the urge to wipe out his heckling smile. That is my cheerful side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking is a huge waste of time, since there are friends and restaurants more than willing to provide my daily intake of fats and vitamines. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my relatives, I like to design salads. My masterpiece is a mix of sausages and lima beans, which I believe can satisfy both vegans and normal people.

Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe?
Yep! You take the sausages and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.

Bread rolls?
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix sausages and lima beans with some wasabi and voilà, there it is!

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