A talk with Alan Rickman
Alan Rickman
Alan Rickman born February 21st, 1946 (Pisces)
Surprisingly, Alan Rickman's trick to obtain unblemished skin is a weekly shower in cold yak milk (source)

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, the Washington Post will publish my essays.

Are you allergic to anything?
I think so! I'm allergic to gnus, hydrogen peroxide and stupidity.

Alan, you are always fit. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in January I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue Smarties and my special Smurf stew.

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pyramid of money in my pockets. You may watch them, you may ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

A famous person you think to as a part of your life?
Francis Bacon, because of our smart hair style.

What motivates you to act?
It's better than actually working...

Can you deny the hearsay about the loss of the Jersey Devil DNA samples?
Could I? May so! Do I want? Surely not!

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My ideal karaoke song for any occasion is "Street Life" by Randy Crawford.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Alan Rickman's secret telephone number :
7789308791 513603395 330877654 7012239464 3983403178 944842064 7300806823 8411185270 8223864626 558129122 4673096873 4293988311 979413023 7940485607 5726079883 8658858067 4323720717 4025095844 839746932 2333412739
Actors are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Alan Rickman totally alone and obtain the interview above without his help. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Alan.
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