When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, the Washington Post will publish my essays.
Are you allergic to anything?
I think so! I'm allergic to gnus, hydrogen peroxide and stupidity.
Alan, you are always fit. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in January I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue Smarties and my special Smurf stew.
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pyramid of money in my pockets. You may watch them, you may ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
A famous person you think to as a part of your life?
Francis Bacon, because of our smart hair style.
What motivates you to act?
It's better than actually working...
Can you deny the hearsay about the loss of the Jersey Devil DNA samples?
Could I? May so! Do I want? Surely not!
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My ideal karaoke song for any occasion is "Street Life" by Randy Crawford.
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