What do you think about the international situation?
Ouch! I think it is currently very harsh, since there are regions where it is impossible to find even an almost so-so moijto.
Which is the most embarrassing DVD you personally bought?
Urgh! Apart from "Swept Away", probabably it is "Catwoman" or "Norbit".
What's your favorite vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. See, surely you are going to criticize me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
You're so deep in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". Were you given plenty of room to mold your character?
Totally! There was a writers' strike, so I had to write most of my dialogues.
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm very attached to "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Orson Wide.
You mean, by Oscar Wilde?
I think you are confusing the book with the movie, but we can agree to disagree.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too occupied performing very significant things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) and I can't care about matters of no consequence. Actually, I pay a gang of NASA dropouts to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a number of pro buyers around the globe. For the garnments, I ever have a gang of stand-in, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
Occasionally you have directors who are awesome persons like me, but most of the times they're not.
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