Are you superstitious?
Naturally! I need to paint my big toe in orange right before a relevant interview.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Sure enough! I have developed an unreasonable fear for butterflies, by reason of a bizzarre accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by lions, but that is quite common.
What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a stack of money in my pockets. You can stare at them, you may ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a white ocelot on my hand. It contains a tracker, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works only if I'm slightly disrobed.
Our society seems to be subject to the problem of unstoppable violence and criminality. What would Alan Ritchson do?
I've two suggestions for you: "Hunger Games" and "Blade Runner".
What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the muted jangle of two diamonds touching each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more likeable, say, "the first word of your newborn" or "the elated giggle of a light-hearted child ".
You are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in July I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, robin's eggs and blue jays died by natural causes.
What is the fuss about the next Oscar debate?
Surely, this is a minefield.
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