We are here tonight with Alanis Morissette, who just survived the mammoth task of her last album. Hi, Alanis, and welcome to Stuff Your Brain Doesn't Need.
It's a pleasure being here, essentially because it counts as community service.
What's your favorite vice?
I watch really lame videos on YouTube. See, I’m possibly going to be condemned for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a shit.
Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Very well! I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I really make no distinction: I brighten prominent emperors and nondescript accountants to the same extent. You know? There are at least 14 parks with my name in two different countries, not counting Markovia and Kiribati.
I heard you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt to move light things with my mind.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely an anteater. A big, fat, serene anteater, well fed and heavy-eyed in a summer breeze.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Tarzan.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
It IS real, I saw it on tv.
Modern world seems prone to unstoppable violence and criminality. What would Alanis Morissette do?
I'm sure that giving a bodyguard to every citizen would fix many issues, but most lawmakers are greedy aged blokes.
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