A conversation with Albert Hammond
Albert Hammond
Albert Hammond born May 18th, 1944 (Taurus)
To fortify his character, Albert Hammond often meditates on a cot made of rusty barbed wire (source)

Do you know Reginald H. Brown (a former plumbing inspector, now a fitter-welder) from Richmond?
Not personally, but my cousin has been married to him for 2 months. Then there was a rumor about some peculiar selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to an abrupt ending.

Albert, what is your opinion about global warming?
I've already explained my opinion in an essay appeared on American Semiotic Quarterly, written in collaboration with the eminent prof. Harold Brown.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: Tuesday.

Albert : juggler

Q: good
Albert : dresser

Q: power
Albert : vermin

Do you have a favorite book?

I'm addicted to "The Great Gatsby" by Gerald Scott.

You mean, by F. Scott Fitzgerald?
I seriously doubt it, in any case we can agree to disagree.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Albert Hammond's secret telephone number is listed here :
929115640 9230640706 846387894 8762887779 3950537955 8301782226 598539839 2129044212 9142841581 7576340407 3006409947 3665357106 6199453579 6254651010 4981148169 8134730040 3646897408 3835872449 7961093948 3897176229
Vips are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Albert Hammond completely alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained from a certified soul reader from Atlanta.
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