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Alesha
Alesha born October 7th, 1978 (Libra)
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In the course of her last tour, Alesha has got a pernicious addiction to durian fruits (source)

What is the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself alone in a bare dim space. A strange taste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got hammered at a screening of "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" in a murky cinema near Los Angeles.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an extremely uncanny experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Albert Einstein appeared and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Winston Churchill.

Could you corroborate the hearsay about the loss of the Jersey Devil photos?
Curiosity killed the cat! Truth is frail and so are you and your life, my friend...

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my ego, I frequently doze on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and thorns.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, I do! I have developed an unreasonable fear for Smurfs, because of a freak accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by porcelain dolls, but that is quite normal.

If I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
Take note: when rotary phones will be popular again I will be richer.

Do you know Justin H. Sullivan (a former electroplater, now a psychiatrist) from Alexandria?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly engaged to him. Then there was a public embarrassment about Justin fooling around with every woman in a radius of 20 miles, even barely breathing ones, so their engagement came to a quick end.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I really can't stand common brands anymore. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Desmocyprenia arcana, an elusive blue rose that only grows in Bhutan.

There is no possibility any of these is Alesha's secret telephone number :
858982355 314604159 229117738 3346196744 9200631284 555840876 6707394367 908520789 7189560580 2279848346 6459726264 6247047186 3508411378 2592443567 9849549750 8706538027 865102288 312112166 681127384 998970471
I have a confession to make. My director had set up my appointment with Alesha weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Parting Shots". So, the transcript above is mainly the impression of a nightmare I had after a generous dinner of salami and raw broccoli.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.