An interview with Alexa Davalos
Alexa Davalos
Alexa Davalos born May 28th, 1982 (Gemini)
The enraptured face of fans who have met Alexa Davalos (pixabay photo)

Do you know any good back pain cure?
Yes, here it is my fantastic panacea for back pain. Mix one part of scotch, three parts of ground coffee and some bbq sauce. Put the resulting brew on your feet and your ankles.

Alexa, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of professional sand castle builder, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Our world seems prone to criminality and violence. What would Alexa Davalos do?
Actually, in my opinion, assigning a hired gun to every citizen would make wonders, but most administrators are just greedy old punks.

Alexa, do you like bobcats?
You think i've lost my marbles!

For which reason you do not like bobcats, if I may ask?
To be honest, they stink! And one bobcat bite my uncle's intimate bits. This is one of the reasons I become an actress, so I may probably reconsider my relation with bobcats.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Angelina Jolie, since we were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we were younger.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I suffer with an unreasonable phobia for dog shaped clouds, by reason of a freak accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by tigers, but that is quite normal.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my character, I periodically doze on a cot made of poison ivy.

Alexa Davalos refused to let me know her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
610971987 8398534444 601186123 2298535667 2345708332 206267030 5547361597 7377035333 8072136841 390144345 439367793 5958785423 3878560909 8712382896 2161547543 6064936852 8925483842 287539128 583120247 8142827927
To be sincere, my director had patiently set up my little exchange with Alexa Davalos several weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like learning Armenian or breeding newts. So, the interview above is essentially the recollection of a nightmare I had following a copious dinner of chorizo and wild boar stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.