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An interview with Alexa PenaVega
Alexa PenaVega
Alexa PenaVega born August 27th, 1988 (Virgo)
Alexa PenaVega spent 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before she saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. To her advantage, she learnt to bend fire, just a little (source)

Alexa, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Alexa's gem". During one of my peregrinations in the Amazon basin, I uncovered an inconspicuous new plant, now named Eriannia cauliflora, that blooms only every 7 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of pineapples and glue. It seems unappealing, but it's kind of moreish.

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Fa shizzle! At times I'm frightened by my popularity. My power is that I'm inescapable: I gladden famous heirs and ordinary used cars dealers in the same manner. You know? There are at least 13 parks with my name in four different countries, not counting Swaziland and Gondor.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolery.

You have amassed a lot of disgruntlement in you that can leak out violently at any moment. You will get rid of this state only if you absolve or kill somebody who has angered you in the past.
Good golly! You are dead on!

A fictional character you think to as a part of your life?
In a sense, Socrates, because of our awesomeness. In my imagination we both enjoy the company of cute squirrels.

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I leased a gorgeous manor in a secluded valley of Krakozhia. The only complication was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the kindly realtor from Russia that proposed me the affair on internet.

Nowaday the problem of brucellosis in beavers is reaching monumental dimensions. Is Alexa PenaVega doing anything in this respect?
May so! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,300/night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of brucellosis in beavers.

Present-day world seems prone to the problem of relentless violence and criminality. What would Alexa PenaVega do?
I think we can get inspiration criminality management from great movies, like "1984" and "Mad Max".

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Alexa PenaVega's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I dawdled forever for the privilege to have a hurried talk with Alexa PenaVega. The resulting interview was fantastic, like it was written by the spirit of F. Scott Fitzgerald at his peak. Thus, it was awfully unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my doctor by accident destroyed my only copy! After I regained my composure, I made an effort to recall those mind-boggling words. To be clear here: I'm not really certain this web page is a perfectly accurate report of what transpired during our exchange, and thus I'm starting to be uncertain it ever was real...
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