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A conversation with Alexa PenaVega
Alexa PenaVega
Alexa PenaVega born August 27th, 1988 (Virgo)
Carl Jones, the new Alexa PenaVega's head of security, is always testing different ways to send away stalkers and importune followers (source)

I'm here today with a special guest, Alexa PenaVega, who just saw the birth of her last movie. Hi, Alexa, and welcome to Useless Factoids.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Can you tell me the square root of 189846216?
According to my supporters the right answer is something around 34.

Alexa, what is your opinion about global warming?
I've already expressed my opinion in a paper appeared on Pacific Transactions on Transcendental Psychology.

An imaginary character you recognize as your doppelganger?
Probably Charlton Heston, because of our deep clever eyes. In my daydreams we both love little gophers.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper. It will be tattoed on legs and arms of 900 volunteers that will be dispersed in Midland as in a flash mob.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
You bet. Watch my favorite talent show eating chips and guacamole.

Where did you go on your last break from work?
Recently I leased a luxurious castle on the secluded hills of Luxembourg. The deal included barbed wire aplenty to protect my privacy but also a pack of extras pretending to be paparazzi to let me feel at home.

Do you have any scar?
I have a little armadillo shaped scar on my left heel, the result of my troubled brawl with a wild horse.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Alexa PenaVega's private telephone number :
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I waited for many years for an occasion to have a little talk with Alexa PenaVega. The resulting piece was impressive, like it was written by Jane Austin in her prime. Hence, it was highly damaging, to put it mildly, that my armadillo shredded my only copy! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I tried to recapture those mind-blowing words. So, to be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is a completely genuine report of our exchange, and I'm starting to question whether it ever happened...
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