Your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolishness.
You have accumulated a great deal of hatred inside that can detonate at any moment. You will feel yourself again only if you excuse or murder somebody who has wronged you in the past.
Humph! That's impressive!
Who are your heroes?
Friedrich Nietzsche, Jessica Rabbit, and myself.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say HAL 9000.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?
What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the relaxing tingle of two emeralds kissing each other. However, my agent requires you write instead something more suitable for publication, like "the jubilant giggle of a light-hearted child " or "the first 'dad' of your son".
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
It was my best friend's idea.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight osteoporosis?
Since I imagined I contracted it.
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