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An interview with Alexander Ludwig
Alexander Ludwig
Alexander Ludwig born May 7th, 1992 (Taurus)
And now, just because it's nice, look at a picture of a lovely cat (pixabay photo)

Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Yes! I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I'm inescapable: I delight eminent neurosurgeons and featureless bookkeepers to the same extent. It's nice to hear that there are at least 15 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Swaziland and Gondor.

Your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal craziness.

You will feel abandoned by your fans, like an imponderable screen is between you and them. A spidery buzz in your ears will tell you that maybe they are plotting against your life.
My giddy aunt! You are dead on!

Alexander, you are well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Alexander needs what Alexander needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's astronaut memoirs or yellow glow-in-the-dark underwear made of petals.

Which is the worst DVD in your collection?
Balderdash! Apart from "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle" or "Spice World".

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Indiana Jones.

You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently quite bleak, since in these injured times there are countries where it is difficult to find even a barely passable hamburger.

Alexander Ludwig refused to share his private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
8702555010 4978539991 391367869 908791939 3309981288 9457206789 3443746345 6346635178 940431175 8452117573 8080373973 8416985504 2386975453 5682557161 3122175144 8899800668 8699893632 272586753 7683559174 827110496
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.