What do you have in your pockets?
I got a stack of banknotes in my pockets. You may look at them in awe, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm so hard at work performing important things for the humankind to waste time on such trifles. Usually, I retain a gang of NASA dropouts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a team of pro buyers around the globe. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever employ a bunch of surrogates, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
Our society seems prone to a wave of relentless criminality and ferocity. What would Alexander Skarsgård do?
In my opinion, appointing a security guard to every citizen would solve many issues, but most lawmakers are selfish lads scarcely receptive of my brilliant suggestions.
As everybody knows, the problem of albinism in cows is attaining gigantic proportions. Is Alexander Skarsgård doing anything in this respect?
Yep! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The proceeds ($900/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of albinism in cows.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are you seriously asking me to decide?
You have been the recipient of many awards. Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Chocolate Sheep Trophy" assigned by the Mayor of Los Angeles for "noteworthy but unrequested acting performance" at the early age of 7.
Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Balderdash! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, probabably it is "Freddy Got Fingered" or "Heart Condition".
Can you corroborate the hearsay about the purloined Yeti photos?
Thou, beslubbering hedge-born giglet! How do you dare?
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