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Alexander Skarsgård
Alexander Skarsgård born August 25th, 1976 (Virgo)
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In a brief state of reverie, Alexander Skarsgård has subscribed a protest against solar eclipses (source)

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a stack of banknotes in my pockets. You may look at them in awe, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm so hard at work performing important things for the humankind to waste time on such trifles. Usually, I retain a gang of NASA dropouts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a team of pro buyers around the globe. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever employ a bunch of surrogates, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Our society seems prone to a wave of relentless criminality and ferocity. What would Alexander Skarsgård do?
In my opinion, appointing a security guard to every citizen would solve many issues, but most lawmakers are selfish lads scarcely receptive of my brilliant suggestions.

As everybody knows, the problem of albinism in cows is attaining gigantic proportions. Is Alexander Skarsgård doing anything in this respect?
Yep! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The proceeds ($900/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of albinism in cows.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are you seriously asking me to decide?

You have been the recipient of many awards. Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Chocolate Sheep Trophy" assigned by the Mayor of Los Angeles for "noteworthy but unrequested acting performance" at the early age of 7.

Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Balderdash! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, probabably it is "Freddy Got Fingered" or "Heart Condition".

Can you corroborate the hearsay about the purloined Yeti photos?
Thou, beslubbering hedge-born giglet! How do you dare?

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Alexander Skarsgård's secret telephone number :
881443323 8590977642 6736674383 538534768 8817232123 479762169 287467158 3501191004 334867550 2681995011 9592366976 512646046 672579480 8411522849 7302710635 3658333897 4643777921 7369762263 3916981823 214305136
I patiently lay in wait for several weeks for a chance to have a rendezvous with Alexander Skarsgård. The resulting article was jaw-dropping, like "Little Women" rewritten by Silver Surfer. Hence, it was highly deplorable, to put it mildly, that my mother in law by accident ate my only copy! After I punished myself, I made an effort to recollect those impressive words. To be clear here: I'm not really certain this web page contains a totally precise report of our talk, and so I'm starting to doubt it ever was real...
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