A conversation with Alexander Skarsgård
Alexander Skarsgård
Alexander Skarsgård born August 25th, 1976 (Virgo)
Less known fact: Alexander Skarsgård is fluent in Klingonese and Thai (source)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Bart Simpson.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?

Alexander, is there a deep moral hidden in "You'll Be the Death of Me"?
Yes, that people regret the things they didn’t do - or something like that.

Who are your heroes?
Vincent van Gogh, Sarah Connor, and myself.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order forbids me to express my opinion.

Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Yes! The title of the film is "Donald, Jessica and the hamster". There are a man and a woman, which live in Austin, but they never met. Donald is a medium while Jessica is a legal executive. When Jessica's pet hamster Trimbadoo contracts gastroenteritis they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they begin a spiritual journey to search for Pogodesmia alternata (a rare shrub growing in Cuba only), whose roots can save the hamster.

As everybody knows, the problem of sciatica in bears is reaching gigantic proportions. Is Alexander Skarsgård doing anything in this respect?
Sure enough! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The proceeds ($1,200/night) will go to a charity for the cure of sciatica in bears.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a gray kangaroo on my shoulder. It is bioluminescent, so I can be rescued if I am abducted, but unfortunately it works better if I'm a little au naturel.

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