Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix one part of rum, three parts of instant coffee and some relish. Apply the resulting elixir on your elbows and your forehead.
Some witnesses have seen you in a particular situation with a star whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to bring out in the open. Care to comment?
Do you mean Z.W.? That is a completely irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Z.E...
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, probably some wandering photons spontaneously originated a totally random photo in which you wrongly tagged me. For example, given the right conditions, your house or your car may "spontaneously" catch fire. Are we on the level?
I think I've lost that (very unclear) photo anyway...
What motivates you to sing?
Lack of air, since to sing is like to breath for me.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that preparing food is quite a waste of energy. After all, there are bars and friends more than willing to provide my daily intake of carbs and fats. The few times I have to cook for my relatives, I like to devise salads. My favorite one is a mix of salami and lima beans, which I assume can be suited for both vegetarians and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the salami and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.
Do not mind, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix salami and lima beans with some crushed garlic and voilà, you are done!
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