Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I leased a posh manor in a hidden valley of Luxembourg. The rent included barbed wire everywhere to preserve my privacy but also a crowd of local extras acting like shutterbugs to let me feel at home.
What do you think of global warming?
I've expressed my thoughts in an article accepted for publication on Transactions on Anthropological Research, written in collaboration with prof. Keith L. Jones.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is very harsh, since there are places where it is difficult to find even a passable hamburger with or without catchup.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Sure enough! I suffer with an unreasonable fear for the color purple, because of a curious accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by spiders, but that is quite common.
What is the fuss about the future Oscar controversy?
To be honest, this has always been an elephant in the room.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Beethoven.
Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
Jawohl! I'm sometimes surly, a bit lethargic, surrendering and accommodating. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
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