Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking food is a big waste of energy. After all, there are fans and fast food joints more than willing to deliver my daily intake of fats and carbs. The few times I decide to cook for my acolytes, I like to devise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of pulled pork and lima beans, which I think can be OK for both vegs and normal people.
Would you like to share the recipe?
Sure! You take the pulled pork and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.
It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix pulled pork and lima beans with some Tabasco sauce and you are done!
Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often anymore. Say every four hours. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Alexandra Deddario", who happens to be a retired historian from Boston. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much upsetting as discovering that for Yahoo my name is similar to a shocking vulgarity in Yiddish.
What would Alexandra Daddario do to solve the issue of ferocity and violence that is menacing our society?
Actually, I think that appointing a bodyguard to every citizen would solve many problems, but most legislators are just rapacious lads.
Alexandra, what’s your worst habit?
I snore like a trapped rhino.
Alexandra, do you like gophers?
Why you do not like gophers?
Actually, they reek! And one gopher bite my cousin's private bits. That was one of the motives I become an actress, so I should probably rethink my opinion about gophers.
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