A talk with Alexis Bledel
Alexis Bledel
Alexis Bledel born September 16th, 1981 (Virgo)
After her fans insistence, Alexis Bledel will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The profits ($1,000/night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of argyria in gnus (source)

Could you authenticate the hearsay about your role in the rogue affair of Jersey Devil photos?
Whammo! It seems to me you have an unsound desire to pop your clogs, if you understand me. And, I know a guy who has a friend that for $2000,... Oh, forget it! You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
In case of haemorrhoids, mix three parts of beer, two parts of instant coffee and some buttermilk. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 15 minutes for 5 hours.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Sin City"?
Nuts! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Alexis Bledel, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolery.

You will ram into an erratic stranger from Boston, a retired first aid trainer named William with a jar of gin in his left hand. He will suggest to open an underground monkey sanctuary in Utah. Don't trust him!
Rubbish! You are spot on!

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you say another word. I begin with :
Q: joy.

Alexis : repulsion

Q: will
Alexis : repulsion

Q: karma
Alexis : repulsion

You are a pro at this game...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Alexis Bledel's home telephone number :
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I waited for years for the privilege to have a brief interview with Alexis Bledel. The resulting piece was awe-inspiring, like "The Odyssey" rewritten by the Lone Ranger. It was highly unfavorable that my neighbor (probably on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I tried to remember those excellent words. Actually, to be honest, I'm not really certain this web page is a totally factual report of our interview, and so I'm beginning to question whether it actually took place...
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