An interview with Alexis Knapp
Alexis Knapp
Alexis Knapp born July 31st, 1989 (Leo)
Alexis Knapp is always looking for alternative ways to stay in touch with her supporters. (pixabay photo)

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the submarine appearing in your last movie?
I already told the FBI everything I know.

Alexis, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yep! Don't let the color of your skin railroad you out of your dreams. Unless you are blue. In that case you are probably going to die, so good riddance.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with another word. Let me start with :
Q: house.

Alexis : fire

Q: sadness
Alexis : frog

Q: admirers
Alexis : wrath

I think we are not on the same wavelength
Is there something you would like to do right now?

Sure. Walk away on my legs.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing dental floss. It will be tattoed on legs and backs of 800 fans that will be freed in West Valley City.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Alexis Knapp's secret telephone number :
5283646650 3223783789 8082593055 7736492461 7329572948 6991492125 891355010 6030948627 8722282733 5597920979 4292557501 8190228209 472934352 5780571950 8815184071 221259013 7637717827 8773526691 6367343826 951814354
I sat on my bottom for weeks for a chance to have a brief appointment with Alexis Knapp. The resulting transcription was stunning, like it was written by Kafka at his peak. Hence, it was highly lamentable that my ferret (on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I assessed the situation, I made an effort to recall those impressive words. I want to be honest here: I'm not so confident this web page contains an entirely truly chronicle of our meeting, and so I'm beginning to doubt it ever happened...
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