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A conversation with Alfred Enoch
Alfred Enoch
Alfred Enoch born December 2nd, 1988 (Sagittarius)
Alfred Enoch lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. However, he learnt to incapacitate flies by staring at them (source)

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you say the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: fate.

Alfred : word

Q: cake
Alfred : word

Q: sleep
Alfred : word

Maybe another time, right?
Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. Are you a typical Sagittarius?

I'll do! I'm very cordial, dynamic, flexible and itchy. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artist.

Alfred, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Totally! Clinical studies have showed that smoking every kind of vegetable you can put your hands on may have uncool effects, like loss of taste or painful death. But quaver no more! Buy "Alfred's miracle", now with more Bellesparia magnifica syrup. Just $39.99 for 80 pills. (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It usually may cause botulism or induce suicide. Sugar-free. It may contain traces of shrimps and glue).

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Alan Turing. I played Flash Gordon until somebody got smart.

Present-day society seems prone to unstoppable violence and ferocity. What would Alfred Enoch do?
I believe that assigning a hired gun to every citizen would make many problems go away, but most politicians are just selfish aged blokes.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Alfred Enoch's home telephone number :
8041358256 8288857021 5894446121 5659906844 892743784 6502490869 2453838994 880138754 7465008137 2273432899 9935045773 6621116303 9146815913 796650659 6762023301 886066870 9880877137 8819128369 8448341988 3388144777
My chief had patiently arranged my brief appointment with Alfred Enoch many months beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had better things to do, like learning Tibetan or cultivating parasitic plants. So, this web page is mainly the recollection of a dream I had following a copious dinner of raw broccoli and wild boar stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.