You have been the recipient of several awards. Can you tell us which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Plastic Bear Prize" issued by the city of Indianapolis for "notable but unneeded stage achievement" at the age of 8.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Might as well! In case of need mix three parts of cider, one part of instant coffee and some salt and pepper. Drink the resulting concoction every 25 minutes for 3 hours.
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is regrettable that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words. Last week I've read the condensed recap of "Animal Farm", and I found it acceptable. On that account, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain George Orwell - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Jawohl! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Soul Plane", an underestimated jewel whose magnitude has not been fully acknowledged.
You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to project my aura, about 7 inches far.
Which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new cologne called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.
I would like to experiment that cologne on innocent human guinea pigs.
I'll let you have a sample.
What are your feelings about the current USA president?
You are a little naughty, but I assured my canary I would not curse openly again, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.
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