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Alfred Enoch
Alfred Enoch born December 2nd, 1988 (Sagittarius)
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During his last scripture, Alfred Enoch has developed a nasty addiction to durian fruits (source)

You have been the recipient of several awards. Can you tell us which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Plastic Bear Prize" issued by the city of Indianapolis for "notable but unneeded stage achievement" at the age of 8.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Might as well! In case of need mix three parts of cider, one part of instant coffee and some salt and pepper. Drink the resulting concoction every 25 minutes for 3 hours.

I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is regrettable that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words. Last week I've read the condensed recap of "Animal Farm", and I found it acceptable. On that account, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain George Orwell - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not heard any news.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Jawohl! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Soul Plane", an underestimated jewel whose magnitude has not been fully acknowledged.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to project my aura, about 7 inches far.

Which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new cologne called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I would like to experiment that cologne on innocent human guinea pigs.
I'll let you have a sample.

What are your feelings about the current USA president?
You are a little naughty, but I assured my canary I would not curse openly again, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.

Alfred Enoch refused to divulge his secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
9195843720 9140719478 2260843748 7555388913 7504948405 9352327713 3209037159 4015095943 2683909354 3481889615 7139036785 9685732627 498248956 3995980289 3873005140 2394193869 925473834 9010383715 2429753553 2866083264
Celebrities are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to fix a meeting for an interview. So we decided to leave Alfred Enoch completely alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained thanks to a reliable soul reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.