Ali, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I rented a ritzy castle in a secretive valley of Wakanda. The only issue was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the genial property owner from Russia that proposed me the deal.
Ali, you seem to be always so lively and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Every person has two sides. Sometimes, when I see another artist, I tremble with hate and I grind my teeth. And then, without warning, I fight an impulse to kill her jeering smile. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Ali Larter, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and rang their doorbell until they gave me a job.
Ali, which is your technique for flawless skin?
Only few know it is a monthly shower in unicorn blood.
Could you authenticate the hearsay about your involvement in the flimsy crisis of Chupacabra pictures?
Can I? I think so! Do I want? Go get a cat!
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Absolutely! Here it is my instant cure. In case of need mix three parts of whiskey, one part of lemonade and some butter. Apply the resulting mixture on your forehead and your tongue.
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