A conversation with Ali Larter
Ali Larter
Ali Larter born February 28th, 1976 (Pisces)
After a harmless curious accident with her airship, Ali Larter has lived for 5 months in the Brazilian jungle. She was alone, apart from her cat Dasino and her strong personality (source)

Ali, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I rented a ritzy castle in a secretive valley of Wakanda. The only issue was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the genial property owner from Russia that proposed me the deal.

Ali, you seem to be always so lively and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Every person has two sides. Sometimes, when I see another artist, I tremble with hate and I grind my teeth. And then, without warning, I fight an impulse to kill her jeering smile. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Pocahontas.

You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Ali Larter, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and rang their doorbell until they gave me a job.

Ali, which is your technique for flawless skin?
Only few know it is a monthly shower in unicorn blood.

Could you authenticate the hearsay about your involvement in the flimsy crisis of Chupacabra pictures?
Can I? I think so! Do I want? Go get a cat!

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Absolutely! Here it is my instant cure. In case of need mix three parts of whiskey, one part of lemonade and some butter. Apply the resulting mixture on your forehead and your tongue.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Ali Larter's secret telephone number :
2249751663 763894060 5761566011 982444903 2485706112 6576007441 755929604 6188832748 9404178613 7215569717 6264773597 3698590607 4604267551 6667620120 3127554064 5190815401 5304940703 419686889 500687358 6930418156
My exchange with Ali Larter has been patiently arranged months beforehand. The resulting piece was mind-boggling, like it was written by Nabokov under the effects of prescription drugs. Hence, it was unlucky that my cousin John destroyed my only copy! After I put together again my vowels and consonants, I made an attempt to summon up those excellent words. I want to be honest, I'm not so confident this web page is a totally truly run-down of our exchange, and thus I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually took place...
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