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A talk with Ali Larter
Ali Larter
Ali Larter born February 28th, 1976 (Pisces)
Ali Larter is always looking for new ways to stay in touch with her followers. (pixabay photo)

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Surely! It is deplorable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last winter I've read the inside flap of "Pride and Prejudice", and I found it quite palatable. Thus, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Jane Austen - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.

When your are not on the set, which is your main pastime?
I think that collecting and trading garden gnomes is a noble activity. I like to paint them in yellow and gray.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is

The tiger of sadness
The gray tiger of sadness
dashes on the foggy meadows of lonelyness
as I stare at the madness of existence.
If only it had been the boar of sadness
we could have bacon at least.

What have you got in your pocket?
Sheesh! A tricky question. As this interview is a fantasy of your mischievous imagination, I'm probably in my sensuous lingerie, so no pockets at all.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Scarlett Johansson, since we feel the same about canaries.

Ali, do you have any vice?
I do too much for people that don't appreciate any of it. Well, I’m possibly going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: bear.

Ali : ice

Q: hunger
Ali : beach

Q: admirers
Ali : electric chair

I think we are not on the same wavelength

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Ali Larter's secret telephone number :
764618600 6320103377 9684351918 367556943 915062050 8800252933 9735360284 5327037646 9000639962 458806268 6346147714 462398083 789395106 7550122229 6150359675 3941047861 5759921404 8726068705 8500259632 7058463730
I patiently dawdled forever for an occasion to have a hurried interview with Ali Larter. The resulting article was breathtaking, like it was written by Beatrix Potter at her best. Thus, it was unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my dog set my only copy on fire! After I put the blame on karma, I struggled to summon up those fantastic words. So, to be straight here: I'm not really so sure this web page is an entirely genuine run-down of our appointment, and now I'm starting to doubt it ever happened...
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