Alice, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Alice's sensation". In the middle of one of my famed studies in the Amazon basin, I discovered an inconspicuous shrub unknown to botanists, now named Embaruellia buxifolia, which every 10 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of kiwis and tar. You have to be very rich even to unlike it...
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a red cow on my hand. It contains a tracker, so I can be rescued if I am abducted, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little undressed.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unfunny at least once, for publicity reasons.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight brucellosis?
WHAT? Brucellosis!? That's not what I was told! I have to call my agent.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I have acquired an unreasonable phobia for the color purple, owing to an uncanny accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by lions, but that is quite common.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm crazy about "Lord of the Flies" by William Gold.
You surely mean, by William Golding?
I don't think so. I think I've heard it both ways.
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