A talk with Alice Cooper
Alice Cooper
Alice Cooper born February 4th, 1948 (Aquarius)
Alice Cooper is supporting the introduction of seashells as an alternative currency to bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Alice, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Alice's sensation". In the middle of one of my famed studies in the Amazon basin, I discovered an inconspicuous shrub unknown to botanists, now named Embaruellia buxifolia, which every 10 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of kiwis and tar. You have to be very rich even to unlike it...

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a red cow on my hand. It contains a tracker, so I can be rescued if I am abducted, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little undressed.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unfunny at least once, for publicity reasons.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight brucellosis?
WHAT? Brucellosis!? That's not what I was told! I have to call my agent.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I have acquired an unreasonable phobia for the color purple, owing to an uncanny accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by lions, but that is quite common.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Friedrich Nietzsche.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm crazy about "Lord of the Flies" by William Gold.

You surely mean, by William Golding?
I don't think so. I think I've heard it both ways.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Alice Cooper's private telephone number :
650373288 5889185859 4344702379 3021857883 6709309440 7791619812 4558732921 8562519186 4972781938 9691095842 9672314876 6240275829 7392499887 6978906128 7998188154 8875045192 8257961356 6133431879 3449024074 2333829179
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