A talk with Alice Eve
Alice Eve
Alice Eve born February 6th, 1982 (Aquarius)
An obsessive fan, a faultless neighbor or an uninvolved stranger? Well, we are in the dark, but we sanitized the photo to build up the thrill! (pixabay photo)

Alice, what's your favorite vice?
Sloth. I have troubles to be out of bed before noon. Well, it's possible that you are going to condemn me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Which super power do you have?
I can shrink other people ears, since I was 5. This helped a lot at family reunions.

What do you think about the international situation?
Great Scott! I think it is presently very grim, since in these suffering times there are regions where it is hopeless to find even an almost passable cosmopolitan.

In an article published on Transactions on Psychological Methodology, dr. James I. Foster described your roles as "a dramatic summary of modernistic pragmatic deconstructivism". Any comment?
Well, I think that in his last paper printed on Pacific Pragmatic Journal, prof. Henry Parker completely rebuked that fishy theory.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Positively! I'm very gentle, quite tireless, pliant and anxious. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.

What would Alice Eve do to solve the problem of criminality and ferocity that is jeopardizing our world?
I think we can get inspiration criminality management from great films, like "Judge Dredd" and "Brazil".

Alice, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Alice's miracle". In the middle of one of my studies in the Hymalayas, I uncovered a little new plant, now named Acrodenia metallica, which every 9 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of plums and margarine. You have to be extremely rich even to unlike it...

I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt the ABC of pyrokinesis.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Alice Eve's secret telephone number :
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My boss had patiently scheduled my little exchange with Alice Eve many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Polish or walking my pet lion. So, the interview above is essentially the elaboration of a dream that followed after a large dinner based on raw onions and liver pâté.
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