Are you superstitious?
Yep! I never wear black and red cloths together right before an important social event.
Can you substantiate the hearsay about your role in the shady incident of Sasquatch DNA samples?
Could I? Yeah! Do I want? Goodness no!
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Many years ago I was camping with a special friend. You know, we were young and wild and so we did "it" in the meadows, under the moon, in the middle of nature.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Positively! In case of drunkness mix two parts of red wine, one part of energy drink and some olive oil. Drink the resulting brew every 15 minutes for 3 hours.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is unlucky that I have little time to write. Last week I've read the inside flap of the book "The Help", and I found it quite acceptable. So, I've ordered my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Kathryn Stockett - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any news.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Leptodraba armata, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.
Alicia, should you give up singing, which occupation would you pick up?
Probably that of ostrich breeder, since I already have some experience in that field.
Which is your favorite book?
I really love "The Great Gatsby" by Gerald Scott.
You surely mean, by F. Scott Fitzgerald?
Maybe you are referring to the hardcover edition. Anyway, I've heard it both ways.
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