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Alicia Keys
Alicia Keys born January 25th, 1981 (Aquarius)
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Since her fans required it passionately, Alicia Keys will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The proceeds ($1,100/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of acne in rabbits (source)

Alicia, do you have something to say to young people?
Yeah! Don't let the color of your skin determine what you like and how you should act. Unless you are violet. In that case see a doctor asap.

Which is your favorite snack?
Roasted peanuts with wasabi, a frozen pizza, four sugar grains, and a glass of rum.

Alicia, is there a deep meaning behind "Fallin'"?
Sure! What doesn’t kill me will only make me stronger.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that many years ago I was crossing Guinea in a battered pick-up with a special friend and we did "it" in the prairie, like libidinous koalas, in the middle of nature.

What do you think about the international situation?
I say! I think it is unfortunately quite grim, since on our bitter world there are places where it is difficult to find even a barely so-so martini.

Can you tell me the square root of 968957624?
According to my speechwriter the politically correct answer is something around 95.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have little time, if any, to write. Last winter I've read the outline of the condensed version of "The Help", and I found it quite passable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to call the author - a certain Kathryn Stockett - because I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

Alicia, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
Take note: when VHS tapes will be in vogue again I'll have the last laugh.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Alicia Keys' secret telephone number :
2427267071 2603454797 479024492 3293219214 9802953391 428240174 2952884824 4639775415 348367960 9497133701 7735302330 8049131312 901793059 3614305866 938971005 3732388294 6612749265 3740674081 7081977189 2509346140
Singers are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Alicia Keys totally alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained thanks to a trained soul reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.