Alicia, do you have something to say to young people?
Yeah! Don't let the color of your skin determine what you like and how you should act. Unless you are violet. In that case see a doctor asap.
Which is your favorite snack?
Roasted peanuts with wasabi, a frozen pizza, four sugar grains, and a glass of rum.
Alicia, is there a deep meaning behind "Fallin'"?
Sure! What doesn’t kill me will only make me stronger.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that many years ago I was crossing Guinea in a battered pick-up with a special friend and we did "it" in the prairie, like libidinous koalas, in the middle of nature.
What do you think about the international situation?
I say! I think it is unfortunately quite grim, since on our bitter world there are places where it is difficult to find even a barely so-so martini.
Can you tell me the square root of 968957624?
According to my speechwriter the politically correct answer is something around 95.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have little time, if any, to write. Last winter I've read the outline of the condensed version of "The Help", and I found it quite passable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to call the author - a certain Kathryn Stockett - because I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
Alicia, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
Take note: when VHS tapes will be in vogue again I'll have the last laugh.
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