A talk with Alicia Vikander
Alicia Vikander
Alicia Vikander born October 3rd, 1988 (Libra)
Kimbadoo, the favorite pet duck of Alicia Vikander, can also double as a hypocaloric nibble in case of zombie attack (pixabay photo)

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Okey-doke! In case of drunkness mix two parts of cider, three parts of tea and some guacamole. Apply the resulting brew on your chin and your elbows.

You hit the mark in "The Danish Girl". Were you given plenty of room to create your character?
Absolutely! I like to extemporize. It's like a second nature.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say quickly another word. Let's start with :
Q: joy.

Alicia : noise

Q: karma
Alicia : noise

Q: sadness
Alicia : noise

We are going nowhere fast...
You seem to be always so vivacios and lively. Do you also have a dark side?

I do. I think that each one has two sides. Sometimes, when I bump into another actress, I shiver with aversion and my sight dims. And suddenly, I sense an impulse to seal those ogling eyes for good. That is my cheerful side... I let you imagine how my dark side is.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every three hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Alicia Vekander", who turns out to be a former exporter from Tucson. That's quite annoying, but not as much embarassing as discovering that for Bing my name is similar to a horrible blasphemy in Turkish.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Alicia Vikander's secret telephone number is listed here :
9725182146 9475991334 5842450875 2847513766 9107534301 445427597 8254975845 8399052733 8986667324 448952701 873764591 8352837729 9690775462 2777803864 271585571 768638813 643194361 555548775 925798274 700001668
I have a confession to make. My director had arranged my little conversation with Alicia Vikander days beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like learning Mongolian or grooming my pet panther. So, the interview above is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare I had following a dinner based on raw broccoli and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.