We are here tonight with Alison Moyet, who just survived the mammoth task of her last album. Hi, Alison, and welcome to The Celebrity Machine.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Tom Cruise the other night and, let me tell you, I did not like it a bit.
Alison, what is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I've already explained my opinion in a paper printed on Croatian Transactions on Modern Metaphysics, written in collaboration with the renowned dr. George Q. White.
Could you rebut the noise about your role in the shady crisis of Kraken photos?
Could I? Jawohl! Do I want? Decidedly not!
I read that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I was forced by my agent, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight legionellosis?
Since my pet bobcat showed some symptoms.
When your are not on tour, which is your favored hobby?
I think that tinging troll dolls' hair rests my mind. I like to paint them in brown and gray.
Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Golly! I'm like a drug, a legit one, for most of the people. I make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I captivate acclaimed Princeton professors and depressed housewives alike. You know? There are at least 15 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Burundi and Sierra Gordo.
Are you superstitious?
Might as well! I slap 2 times my forehead right before a significant meeting.
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