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A conversation with Alison Pill
Alison Pill
Alison Pill born November 27th, 1985 (Sagittarius)
Recently, Alison Pill has sold her famed light bulbs collection to an eccentric mogul for $136,000 (source)

Alison, do you have any vice?
I do too much for people that don't appreciate any of it. I’m probably going to be condemned for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a damn.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every four hours. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Alison Poll", who happens to be a retired acupuncturist from Chicago. That's quite distressing, but not as much upsetting as finding that according to Yahoo my name is similar to an awful insult in Mongolian.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Bach.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is unfortunate that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we authors like to say. Last summer I've read the abridged outline of "The Metamorphosis", and I found it quite acceptable. On that account, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain Franz Kafka - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not heard any news.

According to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising setting with a superstar whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to bring out in the open. Care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with N.W..

I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your car or your parents may "accidentally" blow up. Capiche?

Now that I look it better, the picture is surely a fake...

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Alison Pill's private telephone number is listed here :
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