Apart from acting, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
I can recite "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost backwards in 5 different languages including Tibetan.
Could you suggest a remedy for warts?
Yeah! In case of warts, mix two parts of vermouth, one part of fruit drink and some gravy. Apply the resulting mixture on your elbows and your chin.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I consume super-natural indie products, because I care about my health and my admirers. For example, this week I have a fascination for goat yogurt and elk antler velvet, both fantastic with frankfurters.
What do you think about the international situation?
Surprise surprise! It's hard to realized it when you spend your days in houses made of rainbows, but there are regions where it is hopeless to find even a barely tolerable frankfurter with or without mustard.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
In principle I've always done everything a director asked me to do, unless I had better things to do.
Alison, what is your opinion about global warming?
I've already explained my opinion in a letter appeared on International Journal of Humanistic Iconography.
Where do you go when you die?
Inside a pine box, most of the times. If you are burned then your remains can be scattered, generally in a place you hate.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a groundhog. A large, fat, placid groundhog, replete and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.
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